Congratulations! You are Edie Britt, the serial
divorcee whose romantic conquests have everyone
buzzing.
Which Desperate Housewife are you?
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Your Suicide.. by Konstantine | |
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Your Name/Username | |
Favorite Number? | |
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Gender? | |
How will you commit suicide? | You will slit your wrists |
How many tries will it take? | 46 |
When will you commit suicide? | July 13, 2012 |
What will your suicide note say? | This broken heart will never mend, so never shall I breathe again |
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Weapon of Choice: | Bazooka | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Your Favorite Target: | Crack dealers | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Your Kill Count: | 1,933,134,641 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Your Battle Cry: | "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Years You Spend in Jail: | 30 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: | $164,300,567,040,838 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia | |
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Name: | |
Favorite Food: | |
Wants to Bang you: | |
This many times: | 58 |
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Your Ultimate One Night Stand... by crispnite | |
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You invite over... | |
They bring... | |
You talk about... | |
You end up... | ordering take out |
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Your Stripper Info by radioface | |
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first name | |
age | |
Stripper Name: | Chi-chi |
Specialty: | the spread-eagle |
Customers say: | nothing. they just drool. |
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What do people really think about you?
by Raven319 | |
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Name | |
Age | |
favorite song | |
Parents think | You work too hard |
Strangers think | You're smart |
Friends think | You're a slut |
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Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn | |
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Your Name | |
You Are A: | Jock |
Your Favorite Band/Song | Le Tigre - Deceptacon |
You Like To Read: | Religious literature |
You Firmly Believe In: | God |
Everyone Thinks You Are: | A cheap bastard |
You Were Conceived: | Backstage at a Queen concert |
You Will Marry: | A religious fanatic |
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Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...)
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Your Secret Kink Thing | You like being spanked.
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Your Sexual Strength | Your sensual massage...
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Your Sexual Weakness | Your partner never orgasms.
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Your Likely STD | Chlamydia
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How Many Partners in Crime? | 2
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How to make a camila |
Ingredients: 3 parts pride 3 parts ambition 5 parts beauty |
Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little emotion if desired! |
How to make a supervixen |
Ingredients: 3 parts anger 3 parts ambition 5 parts empathy |
Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
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